Starring: Traci Lords (as Tracy Lords),Amber Lynn, Annette Haven, Fanny Fatale. Ginger Lynn, Lili Marlene (as Lilly Marlene), Nina Hartley, Rita Ricardo (as Rita Erotica), Harry Reems, John Holmes (as Johnny Holmes), Rick Savage, Thor Southern.
Directed by Artie Mitchell.
Plot: Their tabloid-tempting existence on the verge of inspiring plentiful passionately perused biographical accounts, including but not limited to John Hubner's Bottom Feeders and David McCumber's X-Rated which in turn inspired the TV novelty showcase RATED X for real life siblings Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez, the Mitchell Brothers returned to the roots of an early adult sub-genre they ironically never practiced in the first place for their final stand in the face of home video encroaching upon dapperly dwindling porn theater attendance. Affectionately referred to in hindsight as "white coaters", these pseudo-documentaries occurred on the hinge of the '60s and '70s, providing excuse by way of "socially redeeming value" for their graphic displays of fleshy wares through expert explanations from doctors and scientists. Only the gullible, which apparently encompassed contemporary legal instances, bought into the claim that these epics intended to enlighten rather than excite their audience's lowly lusts. Though tapping into science fact to a degree, exploiting then topical research on the hitherto unknown (and since dismissed as unproven) eponymous female pleasure center by Dr Ernst Gräfenberg, the mischievous Mitchells obviously regale in spoofing this outdated fornication film form with the girls' gushing climaxes - achieved via water hose and muscle control - drowning out Annette Haven's deadpan delivery of pompous platitudes.
Sun-kissed California gal Leslie (tanned 'n' taut Ginger Lynn) has apparently found the love of her life in fun-loving Michael (Harry Reems) who's suddenly repelled when she lets loose a massive stream of female ejaculate - which he mistakes for, well, you know - during oral interaction, drenching his textbook porn mustache in the process. Unable to cope with a girlfriend who loses bladder control when aroused, or so he thinks, Mike heads for the hills. Poor Leslie seeks much-needed professional help from glamorous Dr Elaine Reynolds (Annette Haven) who shows her the ins 'n' outs of female anatomy with the eager assistance of both fellow patients and staff. The Mitchells have thrown in a sly industry inside joke when Leslie explodes in orgasm at Doc Reynolds' expert vaginal manipulation, providing a unique facial for genre goddess Annette who insisted on a notorious contractual clause against such "demeaning" activities throughout her long and distinguished carnal career!
Counseling is equally required for Michael on the outside so the good doctor pops round for an intimate show and tell, leaving the old guy so hot and bothered he just has to join in a coupling already in progress between best buddy Rick Savage and his main squeeze Traci Lords. We get the opportunity to see the INCREDIBLE DOUBLE PUSSY PENETRATION from the Queen of Porn Traci Lords!
True to the template they set for themselves in their early '70s classics like BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR and RESURRECTION OF EVE, the filmmakers tie up all remaining loose ends at the by now obligatory San Francisco orgy which at least allows the until then rather under-used Amber Lynn to fully strut her stuff. A rollicking theme tune warbled by longtime Mitchell friend and legit nightclub chanteuse Sharon McNight (who directed AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A FLEA for them) playing over a selection of genuinely funny outtakes sends viewers on their merry way, coasting on a hardcore high.
PASSION PIT (1985), USA.
Starring: Traci Lords, Ashley Welles (as Ashley Grant), Justice Howard, Lili Marlene, Little Oral Annie, Patti Cakes, Stacey Donovan, Billy Dee, Dan T. Mann (as D.T. Mann), Don Fernando, John Holmes (as John C. Holms), Jon Martin, Jonathon Lee.
Directed by Carlos DeSantos (as Charles De Santos), Duck Dumont.
Plot: "PASSION PIT" centers around a drive-in. It's Saturday, and that is apparently the night they show a porn movie in theater drive-in. The manager, Little Oral Annie, is in her office having her recurrent dream: John Holmes comes in and she starts to go down on him (including some deep throat). Enters waitress (Traci Lords) who comes into the part of the drive in where you can get food and drinks. She has a problem with one of her roller skates, and Billy Dee, who is there fixing a till, is more than happy to help her with it. Of course, as a reward she decides to let him eat her pussy for a while before sucking his dick. Second waitress (Stacy Donovan) comes in and when she sees what's going on she is quick to join Traci in sucking that dick. Then Billy gets to screw first Traci and then Stacy on the counter. Then Traci comes by with an order she is to deliver when a convertible with Don Fernando and Dann T. Mann stops. Dann says: "those sure look good enough to
eat" and Traci replies "it's only one". When Dan explains he means her tits she says "it tastes even better lower down". So they invite her into the convertible and an energetic threeway screw ensues. It's a very nice scene with Traci being very active, and the guys are both also obviously into it.
ADVENTURES OF TRACI DICK (1985), USA.
Starring: Traci Lords, Heather Wayne, Jacqueline Brooks (as Jacquelin Brooks), Josephine Carrington (as Josephine E. Carrington), Stacey Donovan, Tiffany Blake, Jesse Eastern, Marc Wallice, Peter North, Steve Powers, Tom Byron.
Directed by Bob Floriani.
Plot: Tracy Lords is the sexy detective whom, along with a nerded-out partner (Tom Bryron) has to discover the secret of Stacey Donovan's husband.
Audio: French, English
Disc: DVD9 (DVD-R, SS-DL)
GRAFENBERG SPOT/PASSION PIT/ADVENTURES OF TRACI DICK
- Brand: Alpha France
- Product Code: GRAFENBERG SPOT/PASSION PIT/ADVENTURES OF TRACI DICK
- Reward Points: 130
- Availability: In Stock
- Price in reward points: 1200
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